Knetzgau is a relatively small and quiet community on the Main (rhymes with Rhein) River in the northern part of Bayern (Bavaria). It is about equidistant from Bamberg and Schweinfurt, and the A70 autobahn runs right by use here, making getting around very convenient. If I were looking for somewhere in Germany to retire, this would be it.
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Brian what a wonderful little town. You are in God’s country.
I won’t show the dark underside of God’s country until later.
What? God has an underside?
Er…uh…I mean God’s country has an underside?
It’s universal duality. Gonna start a church teaching this as soon as I can figure out who to hate and how to make money doing it.
OK, know I’m gonna need a new monitor. Coffee, computer monitors and explosive laughter don’t go together
Brian the First, it has a ring to it. Just do not drink the red Kool-Aid. I am not sure your new religion is into that kind of thing but since you are just getting it up and running you might want an exit plan if it does not workout. The other option involves a pair of purple Nike’s and a cutting tool. (pardon the pun)